i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
the dark lord has returned to hogwarts
"Have you ever tried holding a fart in while running, but ended up farting anyways?"
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.
that feature sounds like a real life saver
Someone is living up to their url
rules compiled by KT and Mel.
Aces - spin the bottle. chosen one drinks.
2 - pick someone to take a shot
3 - you take a shot
4 - do a dance move. next person adds and so on until someone fucks up. drink.
5 - person picking up this card is assassin for rest of game. if they successfully make eye contact w you, you drink.
6 - everyone drinks
7 - shuffle seats, last one back down drinks.
8 - mates. pick a person to drink whenever you do. this set up is only cancelled out by another 8.
9 - rhyme. one person says a word, the next rhymes w that so on until a fuckup.
10 - never have i ever. put three fingers up, and tally down until someone loses and drinks.
Jacks - wild. make up a rule for the rest of the jacks.
Queens - person picking card can ask questions to anyone and if someone answers, they drink. if someone else picks up a queen, then they get to be the questionnaire.
Kings - cup in the middle gets a shot of your drink. last king chugs the cup.
Jokers - waterfall.
Winnie the Pooh slays all of u in the crop top movement
aesthetic blogger spotted on the train