MELANCHOLYFACE

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Melody +x; Eighteen. Canadian.
Studying Sexuality and Creative Writing at Western University.
I post things that make me laugh. I post sporadically in huge chunks and once in a while I post something that's meant to go on a secondary blog. And I probably won't fix it for a while. Welcome.


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ifyoucarryonthisway:

i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay

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ratchet-jean:

casspie:

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You spin me right round baby

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Right round like a record baby

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Right round round round

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everyone is dead

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idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

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biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

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idkiliketv: "Have you ever tried holding a fart in while running, but ended up farting anyways?"

lastofthetimeladies:

nah bro

i don’t run

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splantamello:

ballpointpun:

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

that feature sounds like a real life saver

Someone is living up to their url

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askinnyblackman:

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King’s Cup:

rules compiled by KT and Mel.

Aces - spin the bottle. chosen one drinks.
2 - pick someone to take a shot
3 - you take a shot
4 - do a dance move. next person adds and so on until someone fucks up. drink.
5 - person picking up this card is assassin for rest of game. if they successfully make eye contact w you, you drink.
6 - everyone drinks
7 - shuffle seats, last one back down drinks.
8 - mates. pick a person to drink whenever you do. this set up is only cancelled out by another 8. 
9 - rhyme. one person says a word, the next rhymes w that so on until a fuckup.
10 - never have i ever. put three fingers up, and tally down until someone loses and drinks.
Jacks - wild. make up a rule for the rest of the jacks.
Queens - person picking card can ask questions to anyone and if someone answers, they drink. if someone else picks up a queen, then they get to be the questionnaire.
Kings - cup in the middle gets a shot of your drink. last king chugs the cup.
Jokers - waterfall.

legalmexican:

noelleybellie:

#boysincroptops2k14

Winnie the Pooh slays all of u in the crop top movement

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salvotheslime:

aesthetic blogger spotted on the train

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